Phobatrivaphobia

Top Five lists: a collection of totally random lists generated while enduring a lack of creativity. RIP Patrick McDarby, OSB, Creative Writing Professor and a fan of Birkenstocks.

Evil laughs-
5. Elmo Blatch
4. Arnold Toht
3. Emperor Palpatine
2. Max Cady
1. Wicked Witch of the West

Brothers in film-
5. Commodus, (Gladiator)
4. Michael, (Love Actually)
3. Jed / Matt, (Red Dawn)
2. Jacob, (A Simple Plan)
1. Marcus Sommers / David Grant, (American Flyers)


Movies with car crashes as central plot points-
5. Crash
4. Changing lanes
3. The Blues Brothers
2. Vacation
1. Magnolia

With issues -
5. Timothy Treadwell
4. Jungle Josh
3. Jack Hannah
2. Terry Thompson
1. Steve Irwin

Sports stories -
5. Michael Jordan and bankruptcy
4. Wilt Chamberlin and women
3. Magic Johnson and aids
2. JR Rider and schizophrenia / manic depression
1. Zidane Zydatte and the head butt

Rick rossovich quotes -
5. Splash that sucker, YEAH!
4. Don't make me bust you up, man!
3. They won't fuck with us in the water!
2. Can I fluff your pillows?
1. I'd like to be Martha Stewart's house boy.

Animal activists -
5. Jimmy garrett
4. Mitch robbins
3. Roger, (101 dalmations)
2. Aurthur dent
1. Dr. peter elliot

Video gamers-
5. Alex rogan
4. Kevin flynn
3. David Lightman
2. Jobe smith
1. John connor

Computer greats-
5. Boris Grishenko
4. Denis Nedry
3. Jeremy Talbott
2. Miles Dyson
1. Paul Stephens / Harold wormser

Son/father scientists-
5. David/julius levinson
4. Adrian/ harry helmsley
3. Ivan/anton vanko
2. Harry/norman osborn
1. Indiana/henry jones

Piano players-
5. Willie conway
4. david halfgott
3. Murphy "murph" dunne
2. Melvin udall
1. Jack/frank baker

Little brothers-
5. Paul Mclean
4. Danny vinyard
3. Louis rogan
2. Gee money
1. David Grant

Survivors-
5. Robert neville, (Omega man)
4. Robert neville, (I am legend)
3. Eli
2. The bride
1. David drayton

Least favorite political activists-
5. Legalizers
4. Pro-lifers
3. 2nd amendment advocates
2. Tobacco lobbyists
1. Promise keepers

Classic death scenes-
5. Alien vivesection
4. Saving Private Ryan "Mike!"
3. Lawnmower Man
2. S.P.R. "momma..momma"
1. Spock, Star trek II

Losers-
5. mike connell
4. john milner
3. bodhi
2. cliff poncier
1. john bender

Torture scenes-
5. misery
4. resevoir dogs
3. princess bride
2. pulp fiction
1. hannibal

Rivalries-
5. hook and pan
4. dorothy and wicked witch
3. roy hobbes and harriet byrd
2. paul sheldon and annie wilkes
1. robin hood and the sheriff of nottingham

Journalists-
5. max mercy
4. tick tock mclaughlin
3. hunter thompson
2. paul mclean
1. amy archer

DJs-
5. adrian cronauer
4. jack lukas
3. mark hunter
2. lynne thigpen
1. steve dunne

Earthbound characters-
5. vincent freeman
4. sam lowry
3. selma jezkova
2. bernard max
1. william foster

Drinkers with a writing problem-
5. WP mayhew
4. sean maguire
3. ben sanderson
2. eliot loudermilk
1. jack torrance

Tragic female leads-
5. abelone corleone
4. jessie, (mad max)
3. murron mcclannaugh
2. maggie fitzgerald
1. brendan teena

Tragic female leads continued-
5. sarah goldfarb
4. sophie macdonald
3. the widow, (irene papas)
2. sarah packard
1. vesper lynd

With smarm-
5. Jack Jericho
4. Blake, (two girls and a guy)
3. Stuart, (threesome)
2. Troy Dyer
1. Cliff Poncier

Coulda woulda shoulda / eternal recurrence-
5. groundhog day
4. its a wonderful life
3. wizard of oz
2. scrooged
1. the family man

Great big monsters-
5. Donnie darko (Rabbit)
4. Permanent midnight, (Mr. Chompers)
3. Harvey, (Rabbit)
2. Prophecy, (Mutant bear)
1. Kujo, (St. Bernard)

Titles with animals-
5. Wag the dog
4. spanking the monkey
3. eagle eye
2. the bad news bears
1. A fish called wanda

Great dog champions-
5. buck
4. white fang
3. Chiri
2. old yeller
1. lad

Improv-
5. leave the gun, take the canolis.
4. Here's Johnny!
3. you talkin to me?
2. play it again, sam
1. fava beans

Siblings of ruin-
5. Commodus
4. Larry Buckman
3. Kip Dynamite
2. Michael, (love actually)
1. Jacob Mitchell

Uncles of distinction-
5. claudius
4. Rio
3. Buck
2. Vinny
1. Tom

Public library smells -
5. bonfire
4. Ashtray
3. Potculi
2. Baby powder
1. feces

Robin Williams typecast -
5. Patch Adams
4. Awakenings
3. Good Will Hunting
2. Dead Poets Society
1. Good Morning Vietnam

Axis of evils -
5. Hitler, Mousolini, Hirohito
4. Mao, Castro, Pol Pot
3. Khomeini, Arrafat, Noriega
2. Bin Laden, Mubarek, Khadafi
1. Admehnejan, Jong Il, Hussein

Executive assistants-
5. Ms. rutledge
4. Ms. moneypenny
3. Marcella, (Grosse Point Blank)
2. Dohralee rhodes
1. Mr. kobayashi

The hard way-
5. George Junk
4. Frank abignale jr.
3. Mark whitacre
2. Daulton Lee
1. larry flynt

With backbone-
5. michael clayton
4. darby shaw
3. jerry doolittle
2. Jen schlichtman
1. bill white

Doomsayers-
5. Jeffrey Goines
4. Photojournalist, (Apocalypse Now)
3. Mrs. Carmody
2. Harlan Ogilvy
1. Joseph, (Contact)

Runners -
5. Rudy gerner
4. Eric liddell
3. Frank dunne
2. Lola
1. Danny zuko

Antagonists-
5. Ted Mcginley
4. Roy stalin
3. Teddy beckersted
2. Spaulding Smails
1. White goodman

Pets -
5. Schrodinger's cat
4. Pavlov's dog
3. Lorenz's cichlids
2. Goodall's chimpanzees
1. Mowat's wolves

Contenders -
5. David Grant
4. Steve Tevere
3. Daniel LaRusso
2. David Chappellet
1. Toni Kurz / Andi Hinterstoisser

With a stutter -
5. Hal Hefner
4. Ken Pile
3. Gordie Lachance
2. King George VI
1. Billy Bibbit

Who never catch on -
5. Sam Lowry
4. Andy Kaufman
3. Barton Fink
2. Pip, (Great Expectations)
1. Forrest Gump

Who suffer from greatness -
5. John Nash
4. David Helfgot
3. Jackson Pollock
2. Bobby Fischer
1. Nathaniel Ayers

Imaginary friends -
5. Tyler Drudin
4. Charles, (A Beautiful Mind)
3. Snuffleuffagus
2. Harvey
1. Elvis Presley