working (playlist)

I put this collection of you tube videos together over the past few years, some of them have been deleted or removed by certain parties.  It is an unflinchingly sarcastic view of employment, likely sufficient to keep me unemployed for another few years.  I hope the link works, so you can watch it while you're being paid to sit at a desk.

Phobatrivaphobia

Top Five lists: a collection of totally random lists generated while enduring a lack of creativity. RIP Patrick McDarby, OSB, Creative Writing Professor and a fan of Birkenstocks.

Evil laughs-
5. Elmo Blatch
4. Arnold Toht
3. Emperor Palpatine
2. Max Cady
1. Wicked Witch of the West

Brothers in film-
5. Commodus, (Gladiator)
4. Michael, (Love Actually)
3. Jed / Matt, (Red Dawn)
2. Jacob, (A Simple Plan)
1. Marcus Sommers / David Grant, (American Flyers)


Movies with car crashes as central plot points-
5. Crash
4. Changing lanes
3. The Blues Brothers
2. Vacation
1. Magnolia

With issues -
5. Timothy Treadwell
4. Jungle Josh
3. Jack Hannah
2. Terry Thompson
1. Steve Irwin

Sports stories -
5. Michael Jordan and bankruptcy
4. Wilt Chamberlin and women
3. Magic Johnson and aids
2. JR Rider and schizophrenia / manic depression
1. Zidane Zydatte and the head butt

Rick rossovich quotes -
5. Splash that sucker, YEAH!
4. Don't make me bust you up, man!
3. They won't fuck with us in the water!
2. Can I fluff your pillows?
1. I'd like to be Martha Stewart's house boy.

Animal activists -
5. Jimmy garrett
4. Mitch robbins
3. Roger, (101 dalmations)
2. Aurthur dent
1. Dr. peter elliot

Video gamers-
5. Alex rogan
4. Kevin flynn
3. David Lightman
2. Jobe smith
1. John connor

Computer greats-
5. Boris Grishenko
4. Denis Nedry
3. Jeremy Talbott
2. Miles Dyson
1. Paul Stephens / Harold wormser

Son/father scientists-
5. David/julius levinson
4. Adrian/ harry helmsley
3. Ivan/anton vanko
2. Harry/norman osborn
1. Indiana/henry jones

Piano players-
5. Willie conway
4. david halfgott
3. Murphy "murph" dunne
2. Melvin udall
1. Jack/frank baker

Little brothers-
5. Paul Mclean
4. Danny vinyard
3. Louis rogan
2. Gee money
1. David Grant

Survivors-
5. Robert neville, (Omega man)
4. Robert neville, (I am legend)
3. Eli
2. The bride
1. David drayton

Least favorite political activists-
5. Legalizers
4. Pro-lifers
3. 2nd amendment advocates
2. Tobacco lobbyists
1. Promise keepers

Classic death scenes-
5. Alien vivesection
4. Saving Private Ryan "Mike!"
3. Lawnmower Man
2. S.P.R. "momma..momma"
1. Spock, Star trek II

Losers-
5. mike connell
4. john milner
3. bodhi
2. cliff poncier
1. john bender

Torture scenes-
5. misery
4. resevoir dogs
3. princess bride
2. pulp fiction
1. hannibal

Rivalries-
5. hook and pan
4. dorothy and wicked witch
3. roy hobbes and harriet byrd
2. paul sheldon and annie wilkes
1. robin hood and the sheriff of nottingham

Journalists-
5. max mercy
4. tick tock mclaughlin
3. hunter thompson
2. paul mclean
1. amy archer

DJs-
5. adrian cronauer
4. jack lukas
3. mark hunter
2. lynne thigpen
1. steve dunne

Earthbound characters-
5. vincent freeman
4. sam lowry
3. selma jezkova
2. bernard max
1. william foster

Drinkers with a writing problem-
5. WP mayhew
4. sean maguire
3. ben sanderson
2. eliot loudermilk
1. jack torrance

Tragic female leads-
5. abelone corleone
4. jessie, (mad max)
3. murron mcclannaugh
2. maggie fitzgerald
1. brendan teena

Tragic female leads continued-
5. sarah goldfarb
4. sophie macdonald
3. the widow, (irene papas)
2. sarah packard
1. vesper lynd

With smarm-
5. Jack Jericho
4. Blake, (two girls and a guy)
3. Stuart, (threesome)
2. Troy Dyer
1. Cliff Poncier

Coulda woulda shoulda / eternal recurrence-
5. groundhog day
4. its a wonderful life
3. wizard of oz
2. scrooged
1. the family man

Great big monsters-
5. Donnie darko (Rabbit)
4. Permanent midnight, (Mr. Chompers)
3. Harvey, (Rabbit)
2. Prophecy, (Mutant bear)
1. Kujo, (St. Bernard)

Titles with animals-
5. Wag the dog
4. spanking the monkey
3. eagle eye
2. the bad news bears
1. A fish called wanda

Great dog champions-
5. buck
4. white fang
3. Chiri
2. old yeller
1. lad

Improv-
5. leave the gun, take the canolis.
4. Here's Johnny!
3. you talkin to me?
2. play it again, sam
1. fava beans

Siblings of ruin-
5. Commodus
4. Larry Buckman
3. Kip Dynamite
2. Michael, (love actually)
1. Jacob Mitchell

Uncles of distinction-
5. claudius
4. Rio
3. Buck
2. Vinny
1. Tom

Public library smells -
5. bonfire
4. Ashtray
3. Potculi
2. Baby powder
1. feces

Robin Williams typecast -
5. Patch Adams
4. Awakenings
3. Good Will Hunting
2. Dead Poets Society
1. Good Morning Vietnam

Axis of evils -
5. Hitler, Mousolini, Hirohito
4. Mao, Castro, Pol Pot
3. Khomeini, Arrafat, Noriega
2. Bin Laden, Mubarek, Khadafi
1. Admehnejan, Jong Il, Hussein

Executive assistants-
5. Ms. rutledge
4. Ms. moneypenny
3. Marcella, (Grosse Point Blank)
2. Dohralee rhodes
1. Mr. kobayashi

The hard way-
5. George Junk
4. Frank abignale jr.
3. Mark whitacre
2. Daulton Lee
1. larry flynt

With backbone-
5. michael clayton
4. darby shaw
3. jerry doolittle
2. Jen schlichtman
1. bill white

Doomsayers-
5. Jeffrey Goines
4. Photojournalist, (Apocalypse Now)
3. Mrs. Carmody
2. Harlan Ogilvy
1. Joseph, (Contact)

Runners -
5. Rudy gerner
4. Eric liddell
3. Frank dunne
2. Lola
1. Danny zuko

Antagonists-
5. Ted Mcginley
4. Roy stalin
3. Teddy beckersted
2. Spaulding Smails
1. White goodman

Pets -
5. Schrodinger's cat
4. Pavlov's dog
3. Lorenz's cichlids
2. Goodall's chimpanzees
1. Mowat's wolves

Contenders -
5. David Grant
4. Steve Tevere
3. Daniel LaRusso
2. David Chappellet
1. Toni Kurz / Andi Hinterstoisser

With a stutter -
5. Hal Hefner
4. Ken Pile
3. Gordie Lachance
2. King George VI
1. Billy Bibbit

Who never catch on -
5. Sam Lowry
4. Andy Kaufman
3. Barton Fink
2. Pip, (Great Expectations)
1. Forrest Gump

Who suffer from greatness -
5. John Nash
4. David Helfgot
3. Jackson Pollock
2. Bobby Fischer
1. Nathaniel Ayers

Imaginary friends -
5. Tyler Drudin
4. Charles, (A Beautiful Mind)
3. Snuffleuffagus
2. Harvey
1. Elvis Presley